I’m so sick of going on my Facebook to see that [x] has become a fan of ‘I bet this [object] can get more fans than [celebrity name here]’
surely I can’t be the only one. It’s getting ridiculous.
The first one I saw I thought “Hey, this would be funny to see come true. ‘Cause I like peas more than Miley Cyrus.” But then a Biblical plague swept across Facebook and I want to kill the internet.