cubone:

thedailywhat:

Tweet of the Day: Astute.
Redditor jillzor  adds: “Don’t forget all the bad acting.”
[reddit.]


Even though it’s a joke, I must take offence between the comparison of my football and Twilight. I will, however, accept comparison between Twilight and Italian football.

cubone:

thedailywhat:

Tweet of the Day: Astute.

Redditor jillzor  adds: “Don’t forget all the bad acting.”

[reddit.]

Even though it’s a joke, I must take offence between the comparison of my football and Twilight. I will, however, accept comparison between Twilight and Italian football.

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I’m so sick of going on my Facebook to see that [x] has become a fan of ‘I bet this [object] can get more fans than [celebrity name here]’

dollhousecouture:

surely I can’t be the only one. It’s getting ridiculous.

The first one I saw I thought “Hey, this would be funny to see come true. ‘Cause I like peas more than Miley Cyrus.” But then a Biblical plague swept across Facebook and I want to kill the internet.

nexttonormal:

sarawisdom:

kristensunshine:

lizmademe:

ohyeahfacts:

everythingharrypotter:

the-burrow:

potterazzi:

bschh:

i know its not that much, but it’s the least i can do.

nexttonormal:

sarawisdom:

kristensunshine:

lizmademe:

ohyeahfacts:

everythingharrypotter:

the-burrow:

potterazzi:

bschh:

i know its not that much, but it’s the least i can do.

dollhousecouture:

encyclopediaofmonsters:

not in the same way people will interpret this as.


Rawr. Lame.

dollhousecouture:

encyclopediaofmonsters:

not in the same way people will interpret this as.

Rawr. Lame.

cubone:

(via sheshines92)
Dear Allison,
Baby owls are hilariously ugly.

You’re just jealous that you don’t have a baby owl. Look at those eyes!

cubone:

(via sheshines92)

Dear Allison,

Baby owls are hilariously ugly.

You’re just jealous that you don’t have a baby owl. Look at those eyes!

Reblogged from apocalyps0

To all the girls participating in No-Shave November…

cubone:

alliphant:

croatoan:

heynicolas:

croatoan:

heynicolas:

That’s disgusting.

What’s No-Shave November?

and if it’s what I think it is

what is the point of shaving in cold weather

That’s right, a month without shaving. I think it was originally intended for guys, but girls do it now too. But then, what do they do when they have to change for PE (if they’re in high school) or something like that? It’s just, eh… I don’t know.

Well, I don’t know, when it got to be closer to winter, I always wore sweatpants for PE. But I don’t see why a month of looking at slightly hairy legs is that big of a deal. No one’s asking you to stroke them. And even if you did, they wouldn’t bite. :P

since when is it shameful to have hair on your legs? last time i checked it’s quite a natural thing, and if a woman doesn’t feel like shaving her legs i don’t think you should call it “disgusting.”

Gtfo, it’s not disgusting. Putting so much effort into something that won’t even be noticed is stupid. Even so, a month’s growth of hair is so, so insignificant. Changing for PE? You wouldn’t even notice it.

I honestly don’t give a crap if a girl hasn’t shaved her legs. I’d be a massive hypocrite if I did, besides, you all have hair on your heads? That’s limbist!

And this No-Shave November crap is stealing the spotlight from Movember! Movember is awesome, I wish I could grow a moustache.

Reblogged from nicosoldblog

nexttonormal:

dragonette:

longlivethequeen:

littlenoirgirl:

jenni-rose:

littlenoirgirl:

jenni-rose:

littlenoirgirl:

24freedinners:

larondine:jwes:suicideblonde: (via zabble)
Gross.

I’m sure this will encourage people to buy proactive.

Wow, how gentle of them.
For the record, I used Proactiv for a few months…you know, until it stopped working. When I went back to it it literally made my chin fall off. This wasn’t just dry skin, this was epic. And awful. And no make up can cover up the fact that your chin is falling off.
So yeah, I don’t like Proactiv.

Ugh, I’ve heard about that :/ It happened to a girl I used to know. It’s actually really bad stuff I guess, they say it burns the skin and kills layers of it. Ehhhh makes me shiver. I’m glad I never needed it.

I feel like it killed about 30 layers of my chin, haha. And it didn’t even look any better after it had all peeled off anyway. I say, if you need skin care, go to a dermatologist. If you don’t need a prescription for it, it’s probably not worth it haha. That’s my new philosophy.

Ouch, that hurts just to think about :/ I hope it’s better now.And amen to your new philosophy, haha.


….

this shit gave my acne. well, no, i stopped using it because it was drying out my skin and giving my wrinkles on my forehead and then my skin was immune to it and every other product.
DO NOT USE IT. waste of money. and if this is for real, just gives me all the more reason to hate it.

I saw one of those annoying infomercial ads for this and asked my brother if benzoyl peroxide was a bad chemical ‘cause it said “Contains blahdeeblah”. My big bro’s a bio dude in a lab, chemicals are his mistress. Yeah. That is fucking toxic. Stay within a hundred metres of that proactive crap.

nexttonormal:

dragonette:

longlivethequeen:

littlenoirgirl:

jenni-rose:

littlenoirgirl:

jenni-rose:

littlenoirgirl:

24freedinners:

larondine:jwes:suicideblonde: (via zabble)

Gross.

I’m sure this will encourage people to buy proactive.

Wow, how gentle of them.

For the record, I used Proactiv for a few months…you know, until it stopped working. When I went back to it it literally made my chin fall off. This wasn’t just dry skin, this was epic. And awful. And no make up can cover up the fact that your chin is falling off.

So yeah, I don’t like Proactiv.

Ugh, I’ve heard about that :/ It happened to a girl I used to know. It’s actually really bad stuff I guess, they say it burns the skin and kills layers of it. Ehhhh makes me shiver. I’m glad I never needed it.

I feel like it killed about 30 layers of my chin, haha. And it didn’t even look any better after it had all peeled off anyway. I say, if you need skin care, go to a dermatologist. If you don’t need a prescription for it, it’s probably not worth it haha. That’s my new philosophy.

Ouch, that hurts just to think about :/ I hope it’s better now.
And amen to your new philosophy, haha.

….

this shit gave my acne. well, no, i stopped using it because it was drying out my skin and giving my wrinkles on my forehead and then my skin was immune to it and every other product.

DO NOT USE IT. waste of money. and if this is for real, just gives me all the more reason to hate it.

I saw one of those annoying infomercial ads for this and asked my brother if benzoyl peroxide was a bad chemical ‘cause it said “Contains blahdeeblah”. My big bro’s a bio dude in a lab, chemicals are his mistress. Yeah. That is fucking toxic. Stay within a hundred metres of that proactive crap.

(via cubone)
There I am, smack bang in the middle. This Venn diagram rules. (I spelt that correctly, yes?)

(via cubone)

There I am, smack bang in the middle. This Venn diagram rules. (I spelt that correctly, yes?)

Reblogged from cubone